There aren't any words. not even one,
so don't try to sing, it can't be sung.
A headlight can't be, reason to sing,
it's more of a joke, all but the part a-bout an old Padiddle,
how we met 'cause a head-light, broke on your car.
I guess that that light, broke by pure fate.
by my old garage, open till eight.
You said, "Can you help?" I was just stunned,
"Forever," I said, "that was the first day ever of our
wonderful life together, thank you, headlight that broke!"
That ain't no joke!